My primitive understanding of this haute topic informs me that basically any combination of formerly mismatching colors now a. go together and b. identify you as stunningly on-trend.
I have taken to assembling random arrangements of clothing/accessories/shoes and putting them together in no specific order and have been consistently achieving compliments from an otherwise style-illiterate spouse and always-very-stylish girlfriends, which leads me to believe I have found the answer to every woman’s daily question: what should I wear?
This could work, if I weren’t 1 million months pregnant:
But this serves equally well, and has the added bonus of being essentially an outfit I can hit both ‘shuffle’ and ‘repeat’ on multiple times a week. And so far, no one has noticed….
It was all working out reeeeally nicely, but then it snowed today. I asked my black yoga pants if they’d take me back, and they grudgingly agreed. Spandex is so hard to accessorize…