1. Because I got nothing this week. Nada. Jen may or may be puking on a plane right now, so maybe she can entertain you more effectively.
2. Emotional hangovers be damned.
4. Or think budgetarily inappropriate thoughts while admiring these.
6. But I digress. Without further ado, I give you a tale of two brothers, in still life:
|One’s a pleaser…|
|(Aw shucks, mom.)|
|And one’s a streaker.|
|Sippy cup + naked toddler + leather couch = all around winning combo|
|Buns in the air. We just don’t care.|
7. The end. Why won’t they nap?