|‘What’s that dear? Look drunk and pregnant? We’ll try our best.’|
|How about a careless 80’s pose against a timeless corrugated steel-garage-door-backdrop?
Lifetouch portraits called, the want to know if we’re available to do 5th grade class portraits for Miss Schroeder’s class next week.
|Okay, now put the jacket on and let the baby Mike Tyson your ear candy.|
|And a sassy hip pop.|
|‘There, there, mom. Don’t worry about that muffin top, all eyes are on me anyway.’|
Jacket: American Eagle, thrifted
Top: Apartment 9, thrifted
Skirt: Ralph Lauren (now I see why it was at el outlet mall)
Boots: Madden Girl (think Steve’s bratty little sister)
Angry toddler: a scowl and Children’s Place, head-to-StrideRight-toes, thrifted
Happy baby: Izod, Children’s Place and Pediped, you guessed it, thrifted.
What do you mean there’s no Goodwill in Italy?
(And a big thanks to the ladies of Fine Linen and Purple for getting us to Mass on time for the first Sunday in, oh, I don’t know…ever?)